Could be bad news

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I had a call from my Solicitor yesterday asking that I go to his office as a matter of real urgency.

As soon as I got there he said, "I have some bad news and some terrible news, how would you like it?"

"Bad news first"

"OK, your wife has discovered a picture that'll be worth about £400,000"

"Blimey" I said, "if that's the Bad news give me the terrible news"

Spoiler:

"It's of you and your Secretary"