Help me

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Help me

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:35 am

"Help me!" screamed the woman in the burning building "I'm going to have to jump."

"What did you say?" I shouted back as she plunged to earth.

"Help me!" she screamed again.

"What?" I asked again

There wasn't time for her to reply as she landed in a crumpled heap beside me.

"Sorry"I said,
Spoiler:
"I didn't quite catch you there"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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