Outdoor pursuits

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Outdoor pursuits

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:01 am

I took the wife bungee jumping at the weekend: she jumped first.

As her neck snapped and her skull split open spraying blood all over the rocks below I thought...................................

Spoiler:
"That'll teach you to lie about your weight"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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