Wife's seriously ill

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Wife's seriously ill

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:47 am

I was at work when I got a call saying my wife had been taken to hospital seriously ill and didn't have long left.

I jumped straight in the car and drove as fast as I could, ignoring the red lights but sadly I was just too late.
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The off-licence had sold out of champagne.
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