Going to jump

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Going to jump

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:16 am

I spotted my wife on the roof of the local supermarket earlier, with a large crowd below looking up at her.

"Please babe, don't jump!" I pleaded.

"I've had enough," she cried. "I'm gonna kill myself."

"No you're not," I snapped.
Spoiler:
"Now get down and we'll go and find a higher roof."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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