Blame and claim

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Blame and claim

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:08 am

I went to see a solicitor today.

I said, "I saw your ad... 'If there's someone to blame. Then there's a claim'. Is that how the law works?"

He said, "It certainly is."

I said,
Spoiler:
"In that case I'd like to sue my wife for making me miserable."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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