Vindaloo

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Vindaloo

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:07 am

A lamb vindaloo is lying quietly in a stomach. All of a sudden something cold and wet lands on top of it.

"Hey! Who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.

"I'm a double vodka," says the newcomer. "Dave just paid for me."

A few minutes later another downpour arrives.

"And who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.

"I'm a double vodka," says the latest newcomer. "Dave just got another round in."

This goes on for a while until the tenth double vodka gushes in and says Dave just bought it.

"You guys have made me curious," says the vindaloo.
Spoiler:
"I'm going to take a look at this Dave bloke myself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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