Big lass

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Big lass

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:27 am

I went up to this tubby bird in the pub last night.

"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.

"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.

Spoiler:
"Salad tastes nice."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Big lass

Postby dutchman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:49 pm

:lol:
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