Boozer chat up?

[rebbonk]

I went up to this bird in a boozer and said "Me and my mates have a system of scoring birds, and we reckon your a five"

"I'm flattered, but I don't really think I'm that good looking" the girl replied blushing.

"You're not,

Spoiler:

we meant how many of us it would take to lift up a porker like you!"