Forthcoming birthday

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Forthcoming birthday

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:36 am

My girlfriend gave me three subtle hints about what she would like for her birthday:

It begins with a 'D'
It vibrates
It's a girl's best friend

I'm pretty certain I know exactly what she's getting at.

Spoiler:
A new dishwasher.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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