"Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine" he said, "How many rolls of wall paper did you buy?"
"nine" I said,
He came back yesterday............................
"Mr Smith! I still have three rolls of wall paper left?"
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Decorating
by rebbonk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:10 am
My new neighbour knocked on my door a few weeks ago to ask me about decorating his front room...
"Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine" he said, "How many rolls of wall paper did you buy?"
"nine" I said,
He came back yesterday............................
"Mr Smith! I still have three rolls of wall paper left?"
"Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine" he said, "How many rolls of wall paper did you buy?"
"nine" I said,
He came back yesterday............................
"Mr Smith! I still have three rolls of wall paper left?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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