Judge

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Judge

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:25 am

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge.
Spoiler:
"Twenty years!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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