True love...

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True love...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:02 pm

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now was very scared, and looked down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”

There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said,
Spoiler:
“I think my wife got a pretty good look at you.”
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Re: True love...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:16 am

:thumbsup: :applause:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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