Pampering

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Pampering

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:13 am

I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work.

I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door
Spoiler:
the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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