Fancy a drink and a bite to eat?

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Fancy a drink and a bite to eat?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:42 am

I rang my wife at work today and said, "Do you fancy going for a few drinks and something to eat after work?"

"Yes." She said, "I would love to."

I said, "Great,
Spoiler:
will you get a case of lager and three large pizzas, all the lads are coming round to play poker."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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