Lightweight

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Lightweight

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 23, 2011 4:08 am

I was at a party with my wife and after a couple of drinks she was a bit the worse for wear. A bloke walked up and said to me, 'She's a lightweight.'

I said, 'Actually mate she can usually handle her drink.'

He replied, 'No,
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I was just thinking with a face as ugly as that she must do a fair bit of boxing.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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