Indian taxi driver

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Indian taxi driver

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 06, 2011 3:16 am

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Love, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Lovie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself,
Spoiler:
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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