The English are too stuffy!

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The English are too stuffy!

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 05, 2011 2:36 am

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was rebuking an Englishman sitting opposite to him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman replied,
Spoiler:
"Very sporting of your Mother, old boy."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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