Farmer gets a divorce

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Farmer gets a divorce

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:06 am

A 75 year old farmer divorced his 18 year old wife today.

When asked why he replied "Because I couldn't keep my hands off her."
Spoiler:
He's now sacked all his hands and bought a combine harvester.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72135
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Ads