Library...

[rebbonk]

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, Slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read!" "It has no plot and far too many characters!"

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -

Spoiler:

"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

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I once read the dictionary. It wasn't up to much

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but at least each word was explained as you went along.