An Englishman, a Chinaman and a Welshman are in the hospital where their kids have just been born. After a mix up each one is asked to go to the nursery and identify their child.
So the Englishman goes in first and comes out with the Chinese baby.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" asks the Chinaman.
Spoiler:
"Look mate, one of the other two is Welsh and I can't take the chance"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.