Not feeling well

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Not feeling well

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:59 am

Tony wasn't feeling well, and so he went to the doctor to get himself checked.

After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, Tony, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol and stop smoking."

"I see," said Tony. "Well, to be honest with you, Doc,
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