I saw Des at the Coventry Hippodrome before he became famous. He had the women in the audience in stitches but I didn't get the humour myself. My seat was next to the side entrance and part way through his act a 'tramp' sneaked-in by the side door and started watching the show. I couldn't understand at the time why the management didn't simply throw him out? Then Des called for a volunteer from the audience and the tramp stepped forward and mounted the stage. I thought "Oh my God, there'll be hell to pay now!"