Just for my missus, and I'll add the words, Tesco Arena! [Cartoon]

[rebbonk]

[Melisandre]

[rebbonk]

My missus really did lose the car (and me!) on Tesco's Arena car park. - Apparently it was all my fault!

[Melisandre]

of course it s you fault Rebbonk your not taking heed of your jokes . Next time tell her to look at which shop is nearest to the lane where the car is parked its easy to loose your car down there unless you park at the top of Tesco by the disabled bays.

[rebbonk]

I parked by a trolley collection point, let her out, then dozed listening to the radio. - She refuses to let me shop with her.

Two hours later I had to go and find her. She was furious and after looking at her receipt I reckon she'd been looking for the car for well over an hour. And she still refuses to let me shop with her!

[Melisandre]

After all these years of being married Rebbonk I would of thought you knew how woman think it would have to be a shop you park by for her her to remember woman always remember shops not trolley bays .

Wow one hour trying to find you I hope she has forgiven you now I doubt . You could make a fortune out of that advising to men how to loose their wives How come she wont let you shop with her does she not want you to see how much of your money she spends or do you moan I find it

[rebbonk]

I'm not allowed to shop with her because I 'race' around the store and just buy what's on the list. I can do a full week's Tesco shop in about 15 minutes, it takes her at least 45 minutes and she wanders around in a dream.

[Melisandre]

Lol I to take a list stops you over spending stops me buying things I dont need then gives me time to go around the 2nd hand shops have lunch and see what plants they have for sale cheap in the tunnels in Bedworth park where you can sit and look upon the plants .. Can you tell I do my shopping last lol

A lot of men dont like shopping get in and out quick your wife reminds me of that poem why stare in a shop when you can have time to stare at nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a49DdXTrEjQ

http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/wil ... avies.html