Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...

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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...

Postby dutchman » Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:27 am

"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 10 minutes later:
Spoiler:
"Computer really messed up now."
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Re: Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:53 am

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:19 pm

:lol:
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