Kim Woodburn: I’ll strip for dirty mags

[dutchman]

HERE'S Kim Woodburn as you will hopefully never see her - posing NAKED for a top-shelf magazine.


Just in case the magazines don't exactly clamour to sign her up - the TV Biz mock-up, above, shows how she might look.

The busty 67-year-old says she can't wait to strip off for a "sexy" photoshoot once she leaves I'm a Celebrity.

But it's not as bad as it could be. She told relieved jungle mates - who include former Sun Page 3 girl Sam Fox - she'd be happy to "show my boobs" but "wouldn't open my legs".

Just in case the magazines don't exactly clamour to sign her up - the TV Biz mock-up, above right, shows how she might look.

Kim, host of Channel 4's How Clean Is Your House, said: "I've decided I'm going to go on the whole spread of a sexual magazine. If I don't do it at my age, I'm going to be in the knacker's yard. I haven't got years to think about it."

Chef Gino D'Acampo asked her: "Can you warn me which magazine?" Kim has already shown she's not shy, stripping to reveal her ample boobs in the jungle washing pool as she cleaned her bra. We've censored the picture to avoid distressing readers.


Jimmy White said she should try Playboy - but other campmates suggested a Calendar Girls-style nude calendar.

Justin Ryan joked there would be a "specialist market" for it, and said: "You can do one with two tiny saucepans or two great big woks over your boobs."

[pollyanna]

I like Kim Woodburn - but she's just gone down in my estimation

I'm sure plenty of blokes will enjoy tho