COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Sunday night when asked to name something made of wool, the second top answer was "Sheep"!

Am I missing something?

Reminds me of one the last episodes of Crackerjack Rebbonk. Ed Stewart asked a girl the question: "Francis Drake made three voyages around the world. Did he die in his first, his second or his third third voyage?" The girl plumped for "second voyage"!

A lot school quizzes were dropped from the BBC schedule around the same time, probably for the same reason.

DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO

Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.




They live amongst us