COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

A baby camel was born at the zoo last week, and the poor thing had no hump.

So they named him

"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?"

"Five bucks, sir."

"And how much for my suitcase?"

"No charge for the suitcase, sir."

"Okay.

Two old men are sitting on a bench.

A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf.

One of the men says, "See, that's what I will do when I win the lottery."

"What?" asks the other one, confused.

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”