COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night

But

My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip.

The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!

The teacher called little Johnny to her desk and said, "The essay you wrote about your pet dog is word-for-word the same as your brother's. What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Of course it is!" said little Johnny.

I told myself I shouldn't drink so much.

However, I'm not going to

After a decent lottery win, I bought myself a Rolls Royce and hired my own private driver.

Now I've got a flash car, but all my money's gone and