COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.

I wonder if he could do that in Westminster?

My wife made it onto "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and she said, "This is a first for me, I hope I can do it."

"What, being on a quiz show ?"

"No,

I was blown away watching the Oasis gig in Cardiff and had to pinch myself to take in what I saw.

They actually played

Chancellor spotted weeping at PMQs.

I lost a fight with a kid at school once.

His name was Bill Tong.

I definitely bit off more than I could chew.