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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:46 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: A very simple fact... [Pic]
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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:45 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Met office warning [Screen cap]
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Late!
Women eh!
The wife's running around like a scalded cat because she's late for her first Weight Watchers meeting.
I only mentioned that it wouldn't matter as she was twenty years late already.
Sent from A&E Coventry. Not many stitches were needed this time.
The wife's running around like a scalded cat because she's late for her first Weight Watchers meeting.
I only mentioned that it wouldn't matter as she was twenty years late already.
Sent from A&E Coventry. Not many stitches were needed this time.
- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:42 am
- Forum: Joke Thread
- Topic: Late!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1
Birthday pressie
Honestly, I got my wife a personalised number plate for her birthday, something she had been hinting at, and still she's not happy.
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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:40 am
- Forum: Joke Thread
- Topic: Birthday pressie
- Replies: 0
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Dad's words...
My dad always used to say, when one door closes, another one will always open.
Lovely fellow,
Lovely fellow,
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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:38 am
- Forum: Joke Thread
- Topic: Dad's words...
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- Views: 1
What's... (rather naughty)
What's black and white and shouts, "F*ck the Pope?"
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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:38 am
- Forum: Joke Thread
- Topic: What's... (rather naughty)
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1
Visa
Stuff the Visa-free 30 day visit to China.
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- Fri Jan 30, 2026 11:35 am
- Forum: Joke Thread
- Topic: Visa
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2
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