COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

I finally found love.

Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Christmas.

My son has the same colour eyes as my wife.

Neither of them has

My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker.

"How can you do that?" she screamed, "You don't have a heart."

"Actually,

An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 feet tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tentacles, the whole shebang. Everyone's stunned into silence; however, the landlord, who's used to keeping his cool, says, "Welcome, stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?" "No, thank you," says the a...