COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

My wife asked me for £150 a month for the weight loss jab.

I gave her £20 to

Britain wasn’t built for 38 degrees.

Every loft conversion is now legally

'Mum, what's for dinner? "

"Nibbles'

"Aww, I

I said to my wife, "How did you get so fat?"

She said, "Well, when we were first married, I'd look at what was in the fridge, then go straight to bed. Now I

When I first met my future wife, I thought "Wow, what an arse!"

Sadly, she