COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

'Mum, what's for dinner?'

'Spaghetti Bollock Knees.'

'You mean Spaghetti Bolognese?'

'No,

I’m not saying I hate my neighbours, but if their house caught fire and I had the only hose, I’d probably use it to wash my bike.

The government wants age verification for social media.

Soon you’ll need more ID to post a meme than to enter the country.

Elon Musk is worth a trillion dollars.

I found a parking space directly outside the shop yesterday.

I just won a weather competition