COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby.


For instance,

I'm not saying my niece is fat, but she's started to get a tan off

I went to the barbers and said, "I want my hair cut like Tom Cruise."

So he

I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet.

Only for 20 seconds.

Breaking news...

Ryanair plans to charge customers extra for keeping their heads within the cabin.