COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

a blonde walks into a greengrocers and asks for a pound of potatoes. the shoppkeeper tells her

"its all changed now love, thanks to the bloody EU, its kilos now"

so the blonde says "in that case can i have a pound of kilo's please?"

a blonde walks into a library and asks the librian

"can i have fish and chips twice please?"

the bemused librarian says "er...this is a library, love"

so the the blonde whispers "can i have fish chips twice please?"

a blonde woman in involved an a traffic accindednt. when the paramedic arrives he asks her

"where are you bleeding from?"

she replies "hillfields"

a blind man walks into a pub, orders a beer and sits down. after a few minutes he hears 2 people sit next to him. "hey, do you want to hear my blonde joke?" he asks them a womans voice pipes up and say "er...before you tell that joke i better tell you im a blonde woman and im a black ...

228 on 1st attempt

bit too easy imho, but then i game a lot

some chat room i frequent had this going and it was only me that managed it

took a bit of help from my 12 year old daughter though

not according to my 9 year old daughter.......

winner

gordon bennett!

a very quick/rough bit of maths tells me thats around 14 posts a day!

well done!

thats a bit crap that they have to work for businesses, they get fere labour?!?! if they want to force people to get off thier lazy backsides for long term benefit claimants why not give them community work, like cleaning canals, litter picking, painting over grafitti or something similar? getting f...