COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Never trust a Scotsman!

Peter, Anglers better half said that the the 99p shop is not kosher as she had a friend who had a salad batch and there was no butter on it, a small piece of lettuce, a small portion of tomato and not much meat also the previous owner of the establishment had left food and the new owners were still...

Get King Kenny back. I watched that "Soccer Aid" thing (not for the football I may add! ) and thought his half time team talk to the foreign team was absolutely inspirational! If anyone can get Liverpool back into 3rd place behind Chelsea and Man U it is Kenny! x

If you see the following described man, please contact PC 20513 Jessica Short on 07834 181056 and provide her with the time, day, date and location of your observations. The man in question is described as white, aged 25-30 years, 5'10" tall, with dirty ginger stubble. He is of medium build and...

I'm sure they will find the money. Although he's a creepy old nazi it will be good 4 cov that he drives around the airport in his popemobile waving at peeps. I don't understand why he wears a dress tho